Dry Januarions, Please Shut Up!

The Case Against the Most Self-Righteous Thirty-One Days of the Year

I ordered a Coke at a trendy LA cocktail bar the other night. Apparently, this is now considered an act of rebellion. The woman next to me immediately zeroed in and asked, “Oh, are you doing a Dry January?”

Before I could even choke out a laugh, she launched into a TED Talk about how she did a dry January last year, and how “life-changing” it was. Super …