Finally, A Whiskey for Horrible People

From the archives: A whiskey takedown with lasting afterburn

(Note: This is a slightly modified version of something I wrote years ago, long before Substack even existed. So unless you’ve been stalking my old clips, this’ll be new to you. Also worth noting—Kansas Spirit Whiskey went out of business shortly after the original ran. Total coincidence, I’m sure.)

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