The Immortal Power of a Great One-Liner

Speak Quickly and Carry a Sharp Wit

As a guy who’s spent most of his adult life stringing words together for cash, I’ve learned one unshakable truth: if you’re getting paid by the word, why say it in five when you can stretch it to fifty and buy yourself a steak? Now look, I’m not saying verbosity is a virtue. I’m just saying if someone’s cutting you a check based on syllables, you’d be a…