This Commercial Made Me Write. I Don’t Forgive It.

The Bird Was Bad. The Biberty Was Worse.

There’s a recurring segment on my podcast called “Driving Me to Drink,” where I rant about the everyday idiocy that slowly chips away at my will to live. You do know I have a podcast, right? Hell, it’s only the most popular goddamn adult beverage-themed show in the country. Which, let’s be honest, says way more about the state of America than it does ab…